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Ruminations for May 9, 2008


Nature abhors a vacuum.
So, apparently, does my wife.

(Lev L. Spiro)





I love the challenge of my new job as greeter
at PetsMart. It takes lightning reflexes
to evaluate each guest in a split second
and decide whether I should sniff his or
her butt or roll over and pee on myself.

(Jeff Wilson/Debra Delegato)





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