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Tom Sims |
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Tom Sims was bizarre right from birth. When the doctor slapped him, he
responded with a spit take. This amused the attending nurse, but was not a
big hit with the doctor, who slapped him back. Tom pretended to pass out
and played dead. This was instrumental in the winning of a lawsuit filed
by his parents. Tom received a substantial award which he squandered on
excessive amounts of baby food, eventually overdosing. It was while in a
coma that he claims to have seen God, who revealed to him that he would
one day become a composer of ruminations.
Upon awakening Tom scoffed at his vision and lead a life of ill repute, mocking the talented scribes who penned original verse, until the day he beheld a most glorious rumination that was an epiphany for him. It was from that day forward that Tom has served the immutable laws of the absurd. He strives to stand alongside the masters that blazed the path before him and is proud to belong to that elite group of all men; The writer of ruminations. |
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